Their kids include Hayley, a throwback to the 1960's, and Steve, an insecure teenager. But no more pointing out errors in the textbooks. Despite this, Klaus still hasn't come to terms with what happened and is very bitter. The plan works and Steve is recognized, until during one trip when Steve loses a lens on his glasses making him unable to drive. Meanwhile, Jeff and Hayley try marriage counseling -- and end up being held hostage by Principal Lewis.
Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff try to revive their dead sex life and meet a swinger couple, Steve teams up with a British boy to find a nude beach, and Roger posing as an old widow falls for an old widower. Elsewhere, Roger and Steve re-create their fictional partnership, Wheels and the Legman. Vampire slayers, assistants, karate pros, space pilots, normal siblings and other such teams are all competing around the world in many locations with all new challenges for 3 million dollars and this time, they're not holding back. Snot's feelings are hurt when Steve secretly signs him up for a makeover. Back when the two were dating, they had several break ups. Hayley as she picks up a record featuring Roger dressed as a woman and suggestively licking a guitar : Not by playing Roger Goes Down on Lillith Fair.
Haley and Steve fight a lot, though they're often in teaming up to overcome some obstacle. Meanwhile, Klaus and Hayley screw with Steve's head by making him think his reality is a lucid dream, but he goes too far when he tries to fly out the window. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan try to help Hayley cope with losing Jeff by rushing her through the five stages of grief denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance so they can use her as a line judge for their tennis matches. However, it is revealed that Rusty became rich after discovering land given to him by his grandfather contained massive copper reserves. Hobbies and Talents Music Hayley is a talented singer and guitar player, traits she seems to have picked up from her father.
They've given up on the case already too. Stan: The hot one, duh. He says Hayley won't snap out of it until she's convinced that Stan is dead. Narrator: I am rock hard. It has some funny jokes and is rather entertaining episode, but I did find it a bit annoying or at least I found Stan more annoying than funny in this episode.
Steve: Hey, why didn't I get infected? Francine finds herself with a lot of free time on her hands, and finds herself posing as the head of a construction company. Meanwhile, Roger sets out to steal a rare bottle of wine that Greg and Terry bought from a French wine shop. Even upon moving back under her parents' roof, she is no longer an official student at Groff and once even claims that she always drops back out before term papers can happen and once even hinted that she planned on freeloading off her parents into her adult years. Meanwhile, Steve and Hayley go on the run when one of Roger's personalities threatens to kill them. You've been on a psychedelic trip for 24 hours. Roger is a hedonistic alcoholic who takes on make believe personas and makes the Smith family's life extremely difficult with his vices, but since exposing Roger as an alien would endanger Stan and the rest of the family, those personas are Roger's only way of communicating with the outside world.
Bullock learned that a more assertive Jeff came back into her life. That's when 100% of your blood is in your wiener. The other potential father to Hayley is Joel Larson, a complete stranger who Francine slept with three days before she and Stan got married. However, it gets subdued because of Steve's brattiness following Hayley and Jeff's eloping. Hayley: Jeff, do you know why you're shouting?! Someone came back for seconds.
Meanwhile, Steve and his friends are recruited to join a boy band and make a music video. Stan has a crisis of faith when Steve points out all the logical errors in Stan's favorite Bible stories, and after living a hedonistic lifestyle and nearly drowning himself in the backyard pool, Steve shows him a Korean ship that's said to be similar to Noah's Ark and Stan drags his family there when a flood hits Langley Falls. Who would let their kid see this?! Meanwhile, Roger badgers Steve into joining his attic gym. Meanwhile, Roger studies crime scene photography. Francine is an enabler, usually going along with the actions of the family, though she occasionally serves as the voice of reason. I'm gonna have 'em sign next to each other 'cause then when I break them up, Ella's gonna cry every time she sees my cast, and I'm gonna love it 'cause she was such a bitch to me at the lockers last week.
If we make a mistake, we cover it up. Roger: Dylan was being bad. Scratch that, still makes no sense. After the Korean ship the Smiths are on explodes, Stan and Francine wash up on a deserted island and with no memory of who they are begin to bond as the new Adam and Eve. Meanwhile, Steve and Snot compete for the sexual advances of each others' mothers, after Francine saves Snot from drowning and Snot finds himself with a faceful of Francine's boobs. I just thought you were a cheap asshole. To them, I'm just one more white kid who got stabbed in a bowling alley.
You could totally hit that! Roger brings home one of their severed heads as a souvenir. Meanwhile, Roger takes the ultimate revenge on Steve for eating his cookie by convincing him he was kidnapped. You burned too brightly for this world. Starting with this season, the episodes are animated in digital ink and paint and the opening sequence is changed. I saw to that, bro. How am I supposed to learn that in two days? What did you do in high school? As he leaves, Roger continues to break the fourth wall as he thanks the creators for having him visit the crossover episode. Meanwhile, Klaus challenges Hayley and Roger to an endurance match to see which of them have the longest attention span.